Today I had to work I didn’t want to but I did I traded my shift. It was a good trade i had a blast with my family. But today after work I had the following conversation with myself
Me ” I don’t want to go”
Myself ” Your going”
Me” I ain’t
Myself “Put the helmet on”
Me “I look goofy”
Myself “You know you look awesome”
Now I am laying on my bed with the helmet on.
Myself ” Go get Izzo”
Me ” He is sleeping!”
Myself”. Bikes don’t sleep
Now I am sitting on my bed wearing my helmet, gloves and camelback.
Myself” you have to hurry its gonna rain”
Me “I’ll get wet”
Myself ” your gonna stay fat!!”
Me ” “&$@@&)””$)@”
Needless to say I did not win that one. I went on a long ride. I stopped at the co-op and got a fresh squeezed juice. Lucky me the guy screwed up my order and I got it free.
Maybe I shouldn’t tell people I talk to myself 😉